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Ugly Sweaters, Dirty Pleasures

Sat, Dec 12

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Private Club Sanctuary, Rio Rancho, NM

Holiday traditions just got an adult upgrade. Join us for Ugly Sweaters, Dirty Pleasures featuring the official Men's Ugliest Sweater Contest, high energy, and late-night indulgence.

Ugly Sweaters, Dirty Pleasures
Ugly Sweaters, Dirty Pleasures

Time & Location

Dec 12, 2026, 8:30 PM – Dec 13, 2026, 2:00 AM

Private Club Sanctuary, Rio Rancho, NM

Guests

About the event

Holiday traditions just got an adult upgrade.

On Saturday, December 12th, we are turning up the heat inside the club for Ugly Sweaters, Dirty Pleasures. It is time to embrace the tacky holiday spirit, leave innocence at the door, and dive into an electric night of festive mischief, high energy, and pure late-night indulgence.

THE MEN'S UGLY SWEATER CONTEST & DRESS CODE

Gentlemen (Mandatory Ugly Sweater): Guys must wear an ugly holiday sweater. The louder, tackier, and more outrageous, the better. We are holding an official Ugliest Sweater Contest just for the men, with a great prize for the champion of bad holiday taste! Pair your sweater with clean, sharp dress slacks. Strictly no jeans, no hats, and no streetwear.

Ladies: Holiday sexy, naughty, or glamorous. Wear whatever makes you feel confident, stunning, and undeniably sexy festive holiday lingerie, naughty Santa or elf-inspired looks, seductive cutouts, or winter evening glam.

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Boobie Bash Sign up Sheet Only for the ladies

Tank Top Size

Intro Song Request (Optional, but hype for the DJ)

COMPETITION ACKNOWLEDGMENT

I, the undersigned, voluntarily agree to participate in the "Boobie Bash" competition. I understand the judging criteria involves the following three distinct phases:

1. Visual Presentation: "Bare it all" inspection.

2. Tactile Review: Physical touching by judges to assess texture and firmness.

3. The Motorboat Test: Face-to-chest contact ("motorboating") by the judges.


CONSENT TO TOUCH

By signing below, I explicitly grant permission for the designated judges (Mike, Steffy, and William) to perform the physical inspections listed above during the competition. I understand this contact is for judging purposes only and is consensual.

WAIVER OF LIABILITY

I participate in this event at my own risk. I release the organizers, the venue, and the judges from any liability, claims, or damages arising from my participation in this contest.

I HAVE READ AND UNDERSTOOD THIS AGREEMENT.

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